Speedy Reg Branches Out 

Speedy Veg from Speedy Reg
Speedy Veg from Speedy Reg

We can sell numb

We can sell number plates pretty much with our eyes closed. Speedy Reg operates so smoothly, we do tend to have a little extra time on our hands. So we decided it was time to add to our repertoire and increase the services we offer.

This comes at a time when our green fingered director Des has been very busy in the garden. He says it gives him a feeling of inner peas. He’s so good at it, he’s overrun with delicious home grown organic vegetables. So we’ve bean thinking, and of course, the natural progression for the business, is to go into vegetable delivery, so everyone can experience the joy of Des’s produce. It might sound a little corny, but we’ve come up with an inspired name for our new business… Speedy Veg.

With all the veggies filling the office, it’s becoming a bit of a squash as there’s not mushroom, and Des keeps leaving mud all over the floor from his wellies. He really doesn’t seem to carrot all. So we hope you’ll all order lots of vegetables and we can clear some space here. If this takes off, then it’s likely we’ll also have herbs available to order soon, but one step at a thyme.

A fantastic special offer for you

So from today, we’ll also be bringing fresh vegetable direct to your door, and for the launch of this new enterprise we’ve got a very special offer. When you order your private plates from us, you’ll get a bonus free gift of a dozen super tasty carrots!

Lettuce know what you think of this great idea!

er plates pretty much with our eyes closed. Speedy Reg operates so smoothly, we do tend to have a little extra time on our hands. So we decided it was time to add to our repertoire and increase the services we offer.

This comes at a time when our green fingered director Des has been very busy in the garden. He says it gives him a feeling of inner peas. He’s so good of it, he’s overrun with delicious home grown organic vegetables. So we’ve bean thinking, and of course, the natural progression for the business, is to go into vegetable delivery, so everyone can experience the joy of Des’s produce. It might sound a little corny, but we’ve come up with an inspired name for our new business… Speedy Veg.

With all the veggies filling the office, it’s becoming a bit of a squash as there’s not mushroom, and Des keeps leaving mud all over the floor from his wellies. He really doesn’t seem to carrot all. So we hope you’ll all order lots of vegetables and we can clear some space here. If this takes off, then it’s likely we’ll also have herbs available to order soon, but one step at a thyme.

A fantastic special offer for you

So from today, we’ll also be bringing fresh vegetable direct to your door, and for the launch of this new enterprise we’ve got a very special offer. When you order your private plates from us, you’ll get a bonus free gift of a dozen super tasty carrots!

Lettuce know what you think of this great idea!


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