Birthday Fun Time!

As our 30^th birthday is coming up soon, we thought we’d entertain you with some birthday jokes, puzzles and facts!

Here’s a conundrum for you…

When asked about his birthday, a man said:

“The day before yesterday I was only 25 and next year I will turn 28.”

This is true only one day in a year – when was he born?

Scroll down to the foot of this post for the solution.

Birthday jokes:

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A: A birthday pheasant!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?

A: He shellabrates!

Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

A: Thanks. I’ll never part with it!

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”

Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

Birthday Facts:

People in Britain send more than 300 million birthday cards a year.

Shirley Temple received 135,000 presents for her eighth birthday.

In the 19^th century, a popular 21st birthday present was to have all your teeth removed and replaced with a set of dentures.

Conundrum solution: He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.

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