{"id":9102,"date":"2014-05-23T09:00:01","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T08:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/?p=9102"},"modified":"2014-05-14T16:10:54","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T15:10:54","slug":"birthday-fun-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/2014\/05\/birthday-fun-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Fun Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/week70-post4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9103\" src=\"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/week70-post4-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Number Plates\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As our 30<sup>th<\/sup> birthday is coming up soon, we thought we&#8217;d entertain you with some birthday jokes, puzzles and facts!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a conundrum for you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When asked about his birthday, a man said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The day before yesterday I was only 25 and next year I will turn 28.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is true only one day in a year &#8211; when was he born?<\/p>\n<p>Scroll down to the foot of this post for the solution.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Birthday jokes:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A: A birthday pheasant!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A: He shellabrates!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A: Thanks. I&#8217;ll never part with it!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Birthday Facts:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>People in Britain send more than 300\u2009million birthday cards a year.<\/p>\n<p>Shirley Temple received 135,000 presents for her eighth birthday.<\/p>\n<p>In the 19<sup>th<\/sup> century, a popular 21st birthday present was to have all your teeth removed and replaced with a set of dentures.<\/p>\n<p>Conundrum solution: He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st.<\/p>\n<p><em>Image courtesy of Stuart Miles \/ FreeDigitalPhotos.net <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As our 30th birthday is coming up soon, we thought we&#8217;d entertain you with some birthday jokes, puzzles and facts! Here&#8217;s a conundrum for you&#8230; When asked about his birthday, a man said: &#8220;The day before yesterday I was only 25 and next year I will turn 28.&#8221; This is true only one day in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":123457,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[139,6],"tags":[772,279,7],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/123457"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9102"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9104,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9102\/revisions\/9104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}