{"id":12762,"date":"2018-08-16T16:40:56","date_gmt":"2018-08-16T15:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/?p=12762"},"modified":"2018-09-25T16:52:37","modified_gmt":"2018-09-25T15:52:37","slug":"why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/2018\/08\/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Why are we starting this post with a joke? Because it\u2019s National Tell a Joke Day that\u2019s why!<\/p>\n

So today is the day to make your friends, family and work colleagues laugh (or possibly groan) by telling them your best jokes! They say laughter is the best medicine, so why not spread a little happiness with some jokes, good or bad!<\/p>\n

Need some inspiration? <\/strong><\/p>\n

We\u2019re sure you\u2019ve got some better jokes yourself, but we\u2019ve asked around the office and I\u2019m afraid this is best we could come up with\u2026<\/p>\n

I went to corner shop last night. I bought four corners.<\/p>\n

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.<\/p>\n

The wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.<\/p>\n

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador!<\/p>\n

Do you know what the best thing about Switzerland is? The flag, it\u2019s a big plus.<\/p>\n

Why can\u2019t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s Beethoven\u2019s favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaaaa!<\/p>\n

\u201cI stand corrected\u201d said the man in the orthopedic shoes.<\/p>\n

My wife draws her eyebrows on. I told her they were too high. She looked surprised.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t think any of us will be quitting our jobs to pursue a career in stand up comedy any time soon! But sometimes the worst jokes are the best, so get your gags at the ready and share them with the world. Don\u2019t forget to post your best jokes on social media too, then everyone can join in with National Tell a Joke Day. Do tag us as well, we\u2019d love to hear your jokes!<\/p>\n

Oh, you wanted to know why the chicken crossed the road? To visit SpeedyReg to buy a HEN plate <\/a>of course! We have HEN plates<\/a> for as little as \u00a3199 such as BE02 HEN<\/a> and AE05 HEN<\/a>. We\u2019ve also got HEN 7Y<\/a> available, perfect for a Henry, 5 HEN<\/a>, HEN 4H<\/a> and many more!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why are we starting this post with a joke? Because it\u2019s National Tell a Joke Day that\u2019s why! So today is the day to make your friends, family and work colleagues laugh (or possibly groan) by telling them your best jokes! They say laughter is the best medicine, so why not spread a little happiness […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":123457,"featured_media":12763,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1442,1441],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12762"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/123457"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12764,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12762\/revisions\/12764"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}