{"id":12519,"date":"2018-04-20T15:38:33","date_gmt":"2018-04-20T14:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/?p=12519"},"modified":"2018-04-20T15:38:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T14:38:33","slug":"aye-tis-talk-like-shakespeare-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/2018\/04\/aye-tis-talk-like-shakespeare-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Aye, tis Talk Like Shakespeare Day!\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Talk-like-Shakespeare-day.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12520\" src=\"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Talk-like-Shakespeare-day.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1500\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Talk-like-Shakespeare-day.png 1500w, https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Talk-like-Shakespeare-day-300x130.png 300w, https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Talk-like-Shakespeare-day-768x333.png 768w, https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Talk-like-Shakespeare-day-1024x444.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Talk-like-Shakespeare-day-1200x520.png 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1500px) 100vw, 1500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ever fancied talking like \u2018The Bard\u2019 but always felt rather silly? Well this is YOUR day. On this day, the whole world is certainly a stage, so put on your best performance and embrace this fun, if somewhat quirky day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>How to Talk Like Shakespeare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Now you need to get serious about this, talking like Shakespeare doesn\u2019t come naturally to everyone, so you may want to practice before you unleash your new language on your friends and family.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Here are our top tips for a successful Talk Like Shakespeare Day\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The letters e t and h are your friend<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Adding \u2018eth\u2019 onto the end of a verb will certainly make you sound more Shakespearean.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe dog bitteth my leg\u201d, \u201cI shall runneth to purchase more ale\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Learn to insult people the Shakespeare way<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nowadays, insults are so unimaginative. Why call someone a stupid idiot or a silly cow when you could instead call them a dried neat\u2019s tongue, a bull\u2019s pizzle or a stock-fish?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Take some tips from The Bard to woo a loved one<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Why not take this opportunity to bring some extra romance into your relationship, or if you\u2019re single, this tactic could certainly help you to find love! How about these for starters\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI humbly beseech of your pardon. For too much loving you\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen you do dance, I wish you were a wave o\u2019 the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCome woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So has&#8217;t thee been inspired to speaketh like Shakespeare?\u00a0 Whether tis for romance or to putteth down thy friends or colleagues, thee art sure to has&#8217;t some excit&#8217;ment!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever fancied talking like \u2018The Bard\u2019 but always felt rather silly? Well this is YOUR day. On this day, the whole world is certainly a stage, so put on your best performance and embrace this fun, if somewhat quirky day. How to Talk Like Shakespeare Now you need to get serious about this, talking like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":123457,"featured_media":12520,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1340,1339],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12519"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/123457"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12521,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12519\/revisions\/12521"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.speedyreg.co.uk\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}